April 16th, 2014

dansnipplehair:

orlandobloomers:

why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job 

(Source: prettylittletmi, via danneerr)

somebody-makeamove:

motivatings:

What if we are all dead and this is our 7 seconds of our lives flashing before our eyes

well shit then.

megustamemes:

One is not like the other.

(via somebody-makeamove)

folieadude:

when you get older do old people start becoming attractive to you like when I’m 70 are 70 year old men gonna look hot like this is a legitimate concern of mine

(via somebody-makeamove)

cumaddict72:

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

(via swagtimelow)

sleep:

what a time to be alive

(Source: lolgifs.net, via somebody-makeamove)

krook:

innocent looking girls that are secretly kinky as fuck are girls worth living for

(via thelonelyspaceman)